My children are looking forward to home leave as much or more than I am. But as I recently found out, our eager anticipation is focussed quite differently.
Theda: “I can’t wait to get to the U.S.!”
Sara: “I know!! Because Pa has GOLDFISH!!”
Tommy: “And Cheetos!!!”
Theda: “And Toaster Strudels!!!”
Yes folks. These are the kids of a dietitian, and I won’t fault you for the secret satisfaction that you must feel from knowing that they crave junk food just like normal people’s children. My kids are not…